Horoscope Poem by DiAnne Douglass

Rat, Tiger, Ox and Horse
Sheep or Goat, they're both the same
Dog, Rooster, Snake and Monkey
Pig or boar, they're both the same
Dragon soaring through the sky
Rabbit hopping on the ground
The Cat left behind
Zodiac, Chinese zodiac
Story told every twelve years
Horoscope, Horoscope
Tell me my future
I'll tell you my sign

Aries is the ram and charges straight ahead
Taurus is the bull, stubborn to a fault
Gemini, the twins, always looking to the future
Cancer the crab, emotional and seeking comfort
Leo is the lion, fiery and fierce
Virgo the virgin is shy and quiet
Libra, the scales, looking to balance everyone out
Scorpio, the scorpion, smartest of them all
Sagittarius the archer, arrogant and a lover
Capricorn, the goat, goal-oriented and powerful
Aquarius, the pitcher, the most free-spirited sign
Pieces, the dreaming fish, with heads in the clouds

So much stalk is put into all this
What's your birth month?
What's your sign?
What's year were you born?
Will you tell me your zodiac or shall I tell you mine?
Mix and match them
Money, Health and Wealth
Love and Relationships
Romance based on compatibility
Horoscope, horoscope
Tell me my future
I'll give you my sign

Take it a step further
I know how
The hour and day of your birth
Do you know the signs that go with them?
Or blood type, tell me your blood type
A, B, O or AB
I'll tell you our personality
Why get to know another person
When all they have to say is
'I'm a Gemini'
and you already 'know'
everything about them
Horoscope, Horoscope
Tell me my future
I'll tell you my sign