Holy, Sister Mary Nudea! Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Being schooled in Parochial Catholic Schools I find it hard to imagine,
The thought of that I had would be nude on FACEBOOK.
It’s been,
A long time but I dare look,
At the nuns that I had, Sr. Mary Geraldine, Sr. Mary Consuela, Sr. Mary Yolanda,
Sr. Mary Anne, Sr. Mary Judine, Sr. Mary Amabylis, Sr. Mary Ephysema-
Scratch that last one,
Now in the news there photos of a naked nun, she remains nameless-
So we will call her Sr. Mary Nudea.
Sr. Mary Nudea, was a single lady before she became a nun.
As I found out throughout my travels to Europe,
Topless and nude beaches are no big deal.
She went along with boyfriend to frolic in surf and the sun.
But when it was done,
She opted to remain celibate and serve God being an Italian nun.
Sr. Mary Nudea, did find her old naked pictures on her ex-boyfriends FACEBOOK page.
She’s not suing for money she did not have rage.
Sr. Mary Nudea wants only to live her life out as being a nun.
So much more could be sacrilegious:
Priests being pedophiles
Televangelism spewing call for donations as they jet of f to the Ritz-Carlton in Paris.
Britney Spears supposedly playing the Virgin Mary for Broadway Production.
Madonna singing like a prayer or like a virgin.
Or did he do that to harass?
As for Italian men who saw her pics on the ex-boyfriends page,
they seem interested for a divine call.
The seminaries should be open to more applicants to say the least.
Meanwhile, Italians are flocking (to) the site in large numbers to see the pictures,
-leaving comments like: 'If all the nuns are like that, I want to become a priest.'

7-21-09