Hollywood Son Poem by Lee Fones

Hollywood Son



today i saw a ship called Gelatine
far away out at sea
i was eating jelly beans
and they appeared to wave at me

they shouted out 'look jean'
at least thats what i thought
they then did release a tangerine
which blew up a passing yacht

i was quite amused at what i'd seen
that little yacht had no chance
me mum and dad looked green
then i took another glance

that ship was blown up by a submarine
it was like a movie starring mr sheen
certificate rated at fifteen
and it featured HRH the queen

submarine was blown to smithereens
by a man upon the beach
he'd a bazooka read 'sardine'
it was a very touching speech

then he went into a canteen
met and kissed my sexy mum
dad poisoned him with benzene
parents had s-e-x so daddy won

love from the
hollywood
son

Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Topic(s) of this poem: humour
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