Hillary C.* And Nancy P. Poem by Sidi Mahtrow

'Do it my way, ' says Hillary C.
'Not so fast, ' replies Nancy P.
'My way or else, ' said Mrs. C.
'We'll see, ' says Speaker P.

'I'm the people's choice, ' says the Queen B.
'Well, in the People's house, I'm the key.'
'As President, I hold all the cards, Don't you agree? '
'Never! Nothing is without my approval, legislative.'

'My husband will twist a few arms, wait and see.'
'Sure but without my approval let the eunuch plea.'
'Some who have crossed us, no longer be, '
Says Hillary C.

'Some who don't vote with me
Rue the day, you'll see.
Earmarks, pork if you prefer, or a spending spree
Have short lives in the house's melee.'

'So how are we going to agree? '
Asks Hillary C.
'Easy, just follow the lead of Bill C.
And kiss my A..' Says, Nancy P.

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Assuming that Hillary Clinton wins the Democratic nod as presidential candidate and wins the election in November.