Heyyy! Why Is Life So Mean? Poem by Elena Plotkin

Heyyy, Why are kids so cruel?
It's like you're the only one,
they pick on at school.
Everyone else is getting all A's.
And you're the only one they don't ask to play.

Heyyy, Why is Life so Mean?
Heyyy, Why are People so Mean?
Everyone else's life is always a dream!
It's enough to make you want to scream!
When the world comes crashing down,
it's only on you!
It's like the world has nothing better to do!

Heyyy, why are parents so cold?
It's like you're the only one,
That always has to be told.
Everyone else gets all the affection,
And you're the only one who's doing stuff for attention.

Heyyy, Why is Life so Mean?
Heyyy, Why are People so Mean?
Everyone else's life is always a dream!
It's enough to make you want to scream!
When the world comes crashing down,
it's only on you!
It's like the world has nothing better to do!

Heyyy, why are boyfriends so dumb?
It's like you're the only one,
He hasn't taken to prom.
Everyone else gets to go,
But when it comes to you he's a no show.

Heyyy, Why is Life so Mean?
Heyyy, Why are People so Mean?
Everyone else's life is always a dream!
It's enough to make you want to scream!
When the world comes crashing down,
it's only on you!
It's like the world has nothing better to do!

Heyy, why are bosses so nasty?
It's like you're the only one,
Who can't wear anything classy.
Everyone else gets to wear a suit and tie,
But your boobs have to be out and your skirt must be yea high.

Heyyy, Why is Life so Mean?
Heyyy, Why are People so Mean?
Everyone else's life is always a dream!
It's enough to make you want to scream!
When the world comes crashing down,
it's only on you!
It's like the world has nothing better to do!

Lyrics by Elena Plotkin
(c) 2014 Copyright Elena Plotkin