Parody of The Beatle's Hey Jude
Hey nude, don't feel so bad
Take a sagging member and make it stronger
Remember to send us that agreement letter
Then together we can start to make your errections longer lasting and better
Hey nude, don't be afraid
With our powerful stuff you will surely get laid by him
The minute you undress down to the barest of skin
Then together you'll both start to make your errections better
And anytime you feel that blue balled pain
Hey nude, refrain
Don't put the blame on our company's shoulders
For well you know the courts would call you a fool
For beliving the outragous claims of someone you never met or knew before
Sorry that we have to give now the cold shoulder
Na na na na na
na na na na
Hey nude, don't put us down
You hit on him
Too bad he switched
Now he loves her
Remember that it's not our fault
About the side effects or your broken heart
We were only trying to make your errections bigger and better
So take it out and go find someone
While you got it
To stick it in
Hey nude, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that you can start with you
Hey nude, you'll do
The movement you need to make is with your hand
To make your erotic bliss better
Na na na na na
na na na na yeah
Hey nude, don't feel so bad
Take a sagging member and make it stronger
Remember to send us that agreement letter
Then together we can start to make your errections longer lasting and better
Bigger, better, bigger, better, better, oh
na na na na na na nude
na na na na na na nude
na na na na na na nude
na na na na na na nude
na na na na na na nude
na na na na na na nude
2008 Ramona Thompson
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Ramona you crack me up...