Have You Seen Ann? Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

Have you seen Ann, he asked,
or Rachel, Carol but not Ruth,
as I am Ruth, best known as Ruthie
the one who has it all and more,
the boobs to stop all men
in their own tracks, the legs
that made them pull up both,
like floppy eggs, and brains
yes she was well endowed
with cognitive malfeasance,
and hid her carnal leanings well,
who am I talking of you ask,
not of myself, of course, oh no,
it's one of us and we excel
in many disciplines, I knew you did,
and so did I, I wallowed in
the sea of androgens and scents
the one that comes to me from lovely gents.