Happy New Years Poem by Coolwater Menstruums Shannon Daron Strauss

GOODBYE TO ALL THE PERRENIALS AND LOW HANGING TREES

ITS BEEN FUN MR. SUNFLOWER W/ ALL YOUR WATERING NEEDS

YOUR NEIGHBOR MRS. LAMB EAR I HOPE TO SEE SOON

AND TO ALL THE ROSES LETS MAKE AN EARLY BLOOM

SUMMER IS CLOSED- SCHOOL IS BACK IN

REDS BASEBALL HAS MADE IT'S ROUNDS IT'S WHO DEY SEASON

THE SEAHAWKS ONCE BOUGHT ME LUNCH, BUT THE BENGALS BROUGHT WINE

INFACT LETS HEAD TO THE GAME IT'S ALMOST BUD THIRTY TIME

WE DON'T HAVE TO RUSH, IF WE'RE LATE IT'S OKAY

I WAS JUST THINKING GUINESS STOUT AND THE TUBE ANYWAY

ASLONG AS WE'RE GOING BEFORE FALL PAST

BECAUSE ONCE IT STARTS SNOWING I'LL BE WATCHING HOOPS HAVING A BLAST

YEP; THATS MY LIFE AND ALL THAT IT IS

PERIODIC CHANGES, TEMPORARY BIZZ

NOTHING SUBSTANTIAL GOING ON HERE

BUT WATERING MOMS GRASS THE GAME AND BEER

AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT - HAPPY NEW YEARS!