Halloween Teatime Treats Poem by Christopher Tye

Halloween Teatime Treats

Rating: 4.8


Halloween Teatime Treats

Cadaver kebabs with pigs blood sauce,
Cadaverous gelatine with selected eyeballs,
Toad in the hole with real toads and blood batter,
Death cap mushroom pies with cesspit gravy,
Bats wing bread sandwiches filled with cow entrails,
Congealed blood and maggoty ham fritters,
Rat's tail and octopus tentacle stew,
And best of all frogspawn soup,
If that don't keep the trick and treaters away nothing will.

By Christopher Tye

Friday, October 28, 2016
Topic(s) of this poem: food,fun,halloween,humorous,humour,silly
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
Inspired by Gary Liles' poem 'Cursed Food'
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Rajnish Manga 01 November 2017

A befitting treat while hosting a tea time party to Halloween which sends shivers down the spine of all those present. Outstanding poem. Thanks.

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Annette Aitken 03 November 2016

A dinner fit for a zombie and his pals lol

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Rebecca Navarre 01 November 2016

Hee, Hee Really Like That! ! ! ! ! Wonderful Imagery! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! COOL! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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S.zaynab Kamoonpuri 28 October 2016

Ewww, what a Halloween dish of revenge served cold ha ha. Halloween is exotic for me so I enjoyed this poem, woah cadaver kebabs gahhh! Funtastic stomach turner in a fun way. Fun to read from u again.

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Christopher Tye

Christopher Tye

Lincolnshire, England
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