Grandma's False Teeth Poem by John Williams

Grandma Strong from Kurrajong
Wore a set of false teeth,
Each night she'd take them out
To give her mouth relief.

She'd put them in some water
To keep them nice and clean,
When she woke she'd brush them
And put them back where they'd been.

However this night it was very cold,
Her teeth froze in the water,
Still the same when morning came,
The ice had really caught her.

She couldn't do her shopping,
She couldn't talk on the phone,
She had to wait for her teeth to thaw
Before she left her home.