Grandma Round For Tea Poem by Stevie Taite

Grandma Round For Tea

Rating: 4.5


'Lets eat, grandma! 'Said the man with a grin.
He squeezed her bony hand in despair
'I know what I fancy for dinner today'
They peered inside, all the cupboard was bare

He squeezed her bony hand in despair
'I'm hungry' Said he.' I could kill for a bite'
They peered. Inside all the cupboard was bare?
But he knew he had gran for dinner tonight?

'I'm hungry' he said. 'I could kill for a bite'
Gran now no more in ignorant bliss!
He knew he had gran for dinner tonight
The cauldron did bubble, and whistle and hiss

Gran. Now no more. In ignorant bliss
She'd struggle much less now the knife was in.
The cauldron did bubble, and whistle and hiss
'Lets eat grandma' Said the man, with a grin.

POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
Grammar saves lives! Lol
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Ruby Honeytip 31 January 2013

Hilarious! ! Poor Grandma tho lol xxx

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Valerie Dohren 31 January 2013

Very good Stevie, very well written - and funny too!

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Paul Brookes 02 February 2013

Still laughing very well written. Hey whose afraid of the big bad wolf BB : O))

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Joe Hughes 24 November 2017

I hope she said grace!

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Aria Siren 14 February 2013

Ohhh quite ghastly. Delectible read!

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Owain Glyn 10 February 2013

I guess she wouldn't fit in the microwave!

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Lyn Paul 06 February 2013

Now Stevie have you frightened all of your students with these words. Hope so! kidding!

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John Brown 04 February 2013

Whoooaahh! ! A horror poem.

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