Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of What? ? ? ? ? You Broke My Will, But What A Thrill Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of..What! ! ! Poem by Joe Rosochacki

We don’t need more;
Galloping Gourmets,
Barefoot Contessas,
Julia Childs,
Emeril Lagasses,
James Beards,
We need more Mario Batales,
if it looks like duck, quacks like duck, chances are-
Donald is looking for his family jewels.
Testicular entrees are pretty much that fad these days.
Kangaroos, bulls, goats, are made eunuchs for edible enjoyment.
Even the Japanese are breaking ground with Sushi,
Delicious octopus balls in seaweed Speedo.
KangarWhos are meaty, beaty, big and bouncy.
Rocky Mountain Oyster gets you Rocky Mountain High,
Bambi won’t be around if you continue to have Blair’s Balls.
Mama’s Place Bar and Grill, in Elderon, Wisconsin is the place to be.

“..the lamb fries taste like chicken gizzards, but she loves all the testicles”,

Says to Festival Founder, Nancy Fenske.
So she’s the boss,
Did Ambiorix Burgos happen to dropp by and partake of the delicacies?
Or did he lose his family jewels in a hotel?
He later found them under a blanket of remoulade sauce.

(2-23-2008)
(Joe and Judy Rosochacki)