Golfing Goofing Poem by Ima Ryma

'We are Golf' - straight, not hook or slice
Appeal to conservies to putt
A stop in strokes made not so nice,
Divoting Obama in cut,
By mocking the duffer in chief
On all his merry-go-rounds.
Tiz only scoring job threat grief,
As unemployment's out of bounds.
The Prez often is bunkered down.
Obamacaring 4 more health,
How to hole in one D.C. town,
And redistribute righties' wealth.

The President is a nice guy.
He's just stuck in a real bad lie.