Going Insane Poem by Tim Vallie

I was going to a place
They all called insane
And I quickly decided
'I'll take a plane'
So I searched for a ticket
I looked all over on-line
And a ticket
I never did find
So I called the airport
And I asked and inquired
They didn't have a ticket...
So I decided
'I'll take a boat'
So I looked allover
Again on-line
They didn't have tickets
Until 5009
So I finally thought
'I'll take my car'
And Then I realized
You can't go somewhere
That you already are...