God Poem by Paris Hilton

God

Rating: 2.3


I love god
and his HUGE rod
he is so hot
and i sold him pot
he smoked it up there
with his friends and a panda bear
god god god god god god god
ROD ROD ROD ROD ROD ROD ROD
I love him so
to bad I'm such a hoe
he will kill me
so i can do him for free
god...

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Marvin Brato 26 July 2007

Simply crazy but cute! Regards.

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Aere Blackwind 05 August 2007

i was eating a sub while reading this. by the end it lost its taste and went into the garbage, just where this insult of a literary piece should be.

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Uloia Norris Moore 17 August 2007

Don't worry Paris by the time you get to heaven you will have forgotten the hoe...Best wish's.Thank goodness you for got you have to get past Peter :)

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Ismael Texidor 31 May 2006

You must really hate Paris Hilton..

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LOL! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! that was good, do you have something against Paris Hilton? well anyway you r a good writer lol. Keep writing, Rissa: -)

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Spencer Tye 15 April 2009

haha great poem, it made me laugh quite a bit, keep up the good work

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**paris* forever forgotten** 12 November 2008

This is the most digusting and disturbing thing I've ever read in my life! ! ! ! ! ! ur sick

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Sukhee Bukhbat 11 February 2008

It is not a poem, sorry to say that. But that's the fact. I think you should find something else.

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Midnight Maiden 08 November 2007

Your sick -midnightmaiden

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James Niles 23 August 2007

Gee, Paris, what a nice thing to do. I understand the Virgin Mary liked that rod, too. Don't tell me, though, that the Angel Gabriel is your, well, your pimp or that you are a virgin, because I wouldn't believe you, and you can't have known Alexander Pushkin. I am not sure, however, that pot is good for Panda bears.

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