Go To B & Q Poem by Paul Reed

Why not go to B & Q
If the things you want to view
Include compost bags and hanging baskets
Rubber seals and neoprene gaskets

Low energy bulbs and garden sheds
Toilet seats and shower heads
Six inch nails and cross head screws
Mastics, adhesives, seals and glues

Paints, brushes and ceramic tiles
Hammeers, chisels, sanders and files
Grouts, mortars and quick-dry cements
Tins of creosote for your fence

So when next Sunday
You're at a loose end
Go to B & Q
For a ninety degree bend