Give Him Head And Shoulders Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Enough to get your dander up,
Is a team from Proctor and Gamble said.
To figure out the flakes that descends on dark clothing,
It was more than skin that is dead.
Apparently the cause of this,
Is Fungus.
Malassezia fungus to be exact.
It could be worse,
Because the fungi could be having an orgy,
On your head, the team said at P and G,

('The M. globosa genome sequence also revealed the presence of mating-type genes, providing an indication that Malassezia may be capable of sex, ' they wrote in their report. Dawson's team said they grew 10 liters (quarts) of the fungus, 'equal to the amount of fungus that would be found on the heads of 10 million people, ' the company said.)

It unbelievable that your head could like frescoes in Pompeii,
Aphrodite awash in your hair,
Does she give or doesn’t she?
Only her hairdresser knows for sure.
How do you give him shoulders she asks.----

That is give him a cold shoulder.

(11-11-2007)