Girls Do Not Get Me Poem by Theorem The Truth Serum

Most of the time girls do not get me.
I hold my emotions back like a dam does water
until I see the perfect moment to give myself up.
After all I am just a prisoner in this world of boundries.
My turtle-like movements ask for very little progession,
for too much progression causes things
to progress towards the end.
Too little movement, which I usually subject
myself to, also usually progresses it towards the end.
I just want you to know that I am not done yet.
There is no towel in my hand to throw away.
I haven't quite felt the need to go to
Bed Bath And Beyond, atleast not yet.
I am a measured man, a balanced man
who is looking for only longevity.
Gravitiy may pull me towards you,
but you and I both got to be ready for it.
Right now I am when before I was not.
I do not rush, but the flood gates are ready.
I'll push the button if you turn the key.