'Gearing Up For Black Friday' Poem by Linda Winchell

I'm gearing up for this Black Friday!
Bought a crash helmet, knee pads and mitts!
I'll be ready for those bone headed shoppers!
the ones that always seem to throw
their Black Friday, bargain shopping fits!

Last year someone snatched my water bra!
Now it's been leaking all over, ever since!
I've tried to patch up all the holes
but as of yet, haven't had any real success!

So bring on those nut balls this Friday!
I'm all geared up for that day!
No ones getting the best of me, I'll tell ya!
and no bargains are they going to cart away!

I stopped in early Thursday, to the mall
checked out all those bargains, I want to buy!
Then stashed them in some good hiding places
so I can buy them on my, Black Friday's fly-by!

Didn't we just celebrate, Thanksgiving?
giving thanks for all we remember to be near and dear?
And then we turn around the next day
acting like some animals to be feared!

They can take away Black Friday
We won't need it anyway!
After our newly elected Goverment gets in!
we won't have a need for Black Friday
because I've heard, their taking Christmas away!