Gay Pigs Poem by Francis Duggan

Homosexuality amongst humans is quite common knowledge though i have seen pigs who are gay
To them the unnatural is natural they do things in the strangest way
And what they do one can imagine it should not be that hard to visualize
And unlike us pigs are not secretive and their sexual preferences they do not disguise.

It just goes to prove that in Nature that homosexuality is a natural thing
Though unenlightened conservative people to their old fashioned beliefs cling
And they fail to see that homosexuality is Nature's way of birth control
And that anyone sexually different in any way is not a lesser soul.

I am not an authority on Nature but I have seen with my own eyes
That not every pig is heterosexual which first came to me as a surprise
But then I have so much to learn and so little about Nature i know
And in Nature's ways I am no wiser than I was five decades ago.

Gay pigs you may think that is funny but what I tell you of is so true
Ask any pig farmer about that and he'll say tell us something new?
And what applies to some human beings to some pigs can also apply
Just ask some one who is more informed if you think to you that I lie.