Funny News #2 Poem by Spock the Vegan

Funny News #2

Rating: 5.0


Cleveland Ohio - Two teens were arrested after their third car-jacking.
Neither the 18 or the 17-year-old accomplice could drive a stick shift,
Even after their victim tried to explain how to use the gears.

This showed how badly their plans and intelligence were lacking.
The duo ran off with the man's cellphone after they got miffed.
That allowed the cops to track their location. Let's give the cops cheers.

Funny News #2
Tuesday, March 28, 2017
Topic(s) of this poem: car,education,gear,phone,police,smart,teen
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Wes Vogler 08 April 2017

I must change my watching habits... good one

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Spock The Vegan 08 April 2017

Thanks. I have several limericks I'm about to post.

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Kim Barney 01 April 2017

A different and interesting rhyme pattern you have used here. Quite nice, and the photo with caption is hilarious!

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Spock The Vegan 01 April 2017

Thanks. Stories like this remind me of a past TV show called America's Dumbest Criminals.

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