Funny Ears Of A Naughty Boy Poem by Abdul Wahab

At a motivational institution once I was invited to give
A lecture on mind expansion and before I start
I wanted to check who are irrational and superstitious
And due to their fear psychosis
Have deflated their brains like balloons
So I ask how many of them have seen ghost
Out of fifty thirteen raise their hands
It is nice and fine i say to myself
Then I ask them, ‘' how many of you have talked with ghost? ‘'
This time only five students raise their hands
By any means it is nice i think
Then I wanted to know
How many of them had made love with a ghost
A boy from the last bench raised his hands
Grinning and smiling
This time I was surprised
Yet I was curious to know his experience
So, I called him at the podium and he came laughing
I grabbed his hands from behind and requested him
To share us how it was to sleep with ghost
‘' Ghost! '' He shouted surprisingly
‘' Far way back there I thought it was goat. ‘'