Forty Is An 'F' Word Poem by Scarborough Gypsy

Forty Is An 'F' Word

Rating: 4.9


I look into the mirror
By accident these days
For it’s not my own reflection
That meets my startled gaze
Instead an ageing woman
Stares back into my face
With sagging tired complexion
That can’t keep up the pace
Of someone ten years younger
Who doesn’t need much sleep
And eats and drinks and parties
Without falling in a heap
And I’ve bought all the cosmetics
For anti ageing skin
But they’ve not made any difference
I should chuck them in the bin
And go and get a face-lift
Some subtle tucks and nips
A bit of liposuction
To loose these bloody hips
And while I’m on the subject
(I’m going to have to swear)
‘cause forty is an “F” word
And we can’t all be like “Cher”.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Sallie Howson 31 July 2005

oh i know the feeling well..but there are advantages too..you can get away with sooooo much when you're 'older'

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Peter A. Crowther 31 July 2005

You're alright until you start to wear purple. Lovely rhymes and such a neat ending.

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Max Reif 31 July 2005

You touched a nerve in this one! Got all range of responses! I also feel the rhymes work well, and the ending does, too. The critic in me can only find one tiny morsel: it's Cher, with a c.: -)

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Scarborough Gypsy 01 August 2005

Oh my GOD! ! I have a purple T shirt on today! ! ! Thanks everyone for your comments. It's wonderful to get so much feed back. This poem is written very much tongue in cheek. I don't feel THAT bad ALL of the time! Ha, ha. Sherri, my kids were almost all grown up but then I went and had another one at the age of 38 so I'm not quite where you are yet (got about another 16 years to go) ! Thanks Max for pointing out my spelling mistake. Think I'm going blind in one eye (my teeth are falling out with my hair too) but I have corrected Sher to Cher :) Cheers everyone Gyp's

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Sky Lees 01 August 2005

Hello, I am related to Winter Lees. She is my little sister. -x~Sky~x-

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Robert E Hann 25 November 2009

If forty is an 'F' word just think how sixty feels! Everything is relative, Some things time never heals.. But look now at the positive one moment if you could. We'll never be this young again or will we look this good!

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Ridge Cahill 08 June 2009

Imaginatively fun. I enjoyed this thoroughly.

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alice sunderland 24 January 2007

great poem.(i reckon 'cher' is a swear word.) al.

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Preeti - is here! 14 August 2006

Very well written and very entertaining piece! Wonder if I'll feel the same at 40..or maybe earlier..hehehe Preets

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Alison Cassidy 13 August 2006

Gyps, This is a lilting graceful poem with impeccable rhyme and scantion. The subject is amusing, particularly to one who is just beginning her sixty second year! When I was forty, our lighting was so inadequate I rarely saw myself properly in the mirror, and after 45 the eyesight began to fade, so the perceived image improved irrespective of the light! Who in heaven's name wants to look like Cher? love, Allie xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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