Forget An Earth-Like Moon Poem by James Dylan

Forget the untouched beauty
Innocence and peace
Of a new world
An inhabited moon

This is the only place
In the entire universe
Where a clichéd movie
All about special effects
Can make a billion dollars

People will pay to see
A movie
Which should have been titled
Dances with Smurfs
Or
Dances with Aliens
Instead of its title
Taken from the Sanskrit

Impressive effects
Added to
A copied storyline
Now
A billion dollars
Thankyou………..
Kevin Costner
What a pity
That expensive movie
You made years ago
Was such a disaster
Shall I use the cliché?
The one about the Titanic

Lets all go to the movies
And be taken to a galaxy far far away
Let’s experience utopia
And then
As usual
The big, bad, greedy USA
Is up to their old tricks
Thankyou……..fatass
Michael Moore

Now movie going aliens
Due to your generosity
We can shower you
With gifts…such as
A line of toys and Video Games

All thanks to the earthly aliens
Directors and movie execs
Who can figure out
A few hundred million dollars
Of special effects
Equals over a billion
Oh what clever little aliens

And all they had to do was

Take a whole lotta cliché stories
Mash ‘em up
Sprinkle a silly language
Add a lot of modern tech
And give birth
To a billionaire