Fore! ..... [golf; Sporting Accidents; Humor; Very Short] Poem by Bri Edwards

Fore! ..... [golf; Sporting Accidents; Humor; Very Short]

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It was at the golf driving range one day.....
that I was suddenly hit with pain and dismay.
When the female swinger next to me teed off,
she missed HER golf ball, but sent one of MY balls....aloft!

Wednesday, July 16, 2014
Topic(s) of this poem: golf
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
member Luvinthe Now sent some mention of a golf driving range to me in a message. my perverted (and medically-inclined) mind immediately began to churn! :) bri

if you liked mine, do yourself a favor and visit Kelly Kurt's:

Driving Me Nuts (Limerick)
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
bri edwards 08 April 2021

CONT. ...i HAD TO GOOGLE TO GET TO A PH PAGE WHERE I SOMEHOW SUCCESSFULLY CALLED UP ALL OF MY ACTIVE POEMS. bri ;)

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bri edwards 08 April 2021

I'm sending this today to a high school classmate friend of mine. I

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Francie Lynch 31 July 2014

Give her a Mulligan, Bri. Have a look at Intimations of Fairway Play, or Just Like Golfers. That game is a great metaphor you've tapped into for us hackers. I've enjoyed it's use. Thanks.

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Bri Edwards 26 January 2024

ha ha! 'its use', not 'it's use', a common mistake even I have made (I think) . bri : )

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Sandra Feldman 17 July 2014

Sense of humor of a cow. Well, what else would you expect from a Brie. Very nice, poetic subject.

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