Feathered Gay Poem by Ima Ryma

We are penguins with the lifestyle
Of being well dressed up gay males,
Occurs in nature once a while,
Odd match with matched white tie and tails.
We want to start a family,
And did try hard to copulate,
Parts fit anatomically,
But no eggs came from either mate.
We considered stealing an egg,
But knew the other penguins would
Be fired up like a powder keg,
And our fate would not be good.

Of all the options we could opt,
We have decided to adopt.