Fart Poem #2 ....[gross? ; Humor] Poem by Bri Edwards
Fart Poem #2 ....[gross? ; Humor]
Naked I stepped from the shower tub, bending over SLIGHTLY,
when all of a sudden came a sound to my ears, roaring, not lightly.
It was just gas (I hoped) but it burst from me like lightning from a cloud.
It was NOT one of your gentle lady's farts, but a fart very VERY loud.
And besides the loudness there was a sound that made me worry;
could it be that recently I had eaten too much curry?
I noticed the bathroom window did not shatter,
but I was quite worried that I may have left a splatter
on the dark gray tile floor behind me.
As luck would have it there was no mess,
so I put on my makeup and put on my dress.
(Nov.2012)
from me, the author: at first i thought poemhunter was not allowing me to submit this. so i changed the title to don't read this if you've never farted but then i noticed it was accepted with the original title. who can figure? ? ? yes, the site should have standards! ! ! i hope they allow the one i haven't tried to submit yet 6 Foot 3 bri e.
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I would like to translate this poem
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4/25/2024 2:28:09 AM # 1.0.0.1119
it takes lots of courage to comment for this poem is not meant for a gent but then i am of that one percent and your poem have my full assent thanks Bri