Elephant Pit Bull Coffee Poem by Kevin Rottweiler

So the story is told
the Pit Bull of old
left the dog house
for a new life
but found the coffee house
and the elephant named 'Daisy'
said, 'Sit down sweetheart'
and the relationship began
like an old movie in the 1930s
with the film rolling
they drank elephant-pit-bull-coffee
they ate salt water taffy
everybody was happy
a nightmare of truth
and the elephant ate
a Baby Ruth
candy bar
at the coffee house bar
nobody leaves unhappy
it must be the water taffy
and they had elephant-pit-bull-coffee
a funny mix of tea and coffee
with sugar and tea
meant for strong animals
those that want to see
a good life when times
get tough
and they drank the tea
and they eloped in London
and babies came out
all of a sudden
Pit Bull Elephants