Eighteen Holes Poem by John Sensele

Tee off in grand style on a green
Course and focus on your golf task
Where records tumble in a wondrous win.

Wood or iron clubs use to mean
Serious business as hot tea simmers in a flask.
Tee off in grand style on a green.

Swing your body left to right despite the din
Mumbled by a heckler in a mask
Where records tumble in a wondrous win.

Play your best golf to make the cut as the dean
Of your club questions needn't ask.
Tee off in grand style on a green.

Subtle game is all you need. Don't embarrass your twin
Sister as it's not in your nature in expletives to bask
Where records tumble in a wondrous win.

To attempt to enter a golf club collarless is a sin
Punishable by an eighteen-hole arduous task.
Tee off in grand style on a green
Where records tumble in a wondrous win.