Donald Who? Poem by Hebert Logerie

Donald Duck
Is running for President
Smock, smuck, schmuck!
Isn't he a rich pedant?
Yeah, a bragger
A show-man, though not a loser
He has lot money
That he can use to
Buy the Presidency
You must me a fool
To vote for him
Stop blowing steam
In my hair.

Donald who?
The Billionaire
He is running
For what, for President
With whom? Shoo!
Mickey Mouse is running
As his Vice-President
What is the real name?
This is a secret. This is a shame
I cannot give out all of the details
In a few days, I will send you a few emails
To tell you more
I don't want to bore
You today
Let's pray
That he screws up
Right now, he is on top
Let's hope somebody who's humble
Win the White House
Not somebody who's ready to rumble
The world like a Giant Mouse.

Donald Duck is lining all of the ducks
He is running for President
Because he has more than a billion bucks.