Do You Have A Sister, King? ......[human Nature; Humor; The King That Was Big Head] Poem by Bri Edwards

Do you have a sister
Oh My Royal Mister?
If you do I would come to Your Court,
And would, with her, consent to consort.

If she is pretty and slim, all the better,
But she doesn't need to measure up to the letter.
Yes, slim, rather than fat would be best;
That makes it easier to hold ALL of her to my chest.

It's not that I dislike fat girls; I know they can be nice. And
There are those who would choose MORE meat,
And, at a slim girl, not look twice.

As for my mention of the word 'pretty',
I know there will be those who, on me, may feel pity.
Truth be told 'pretty' isn't needed if she is nice, and sweet,
And maybe wealthy and quick-on-her-feet.

So here is my supplication to You, Oh King:
Give me her hand, and
I'll give her the ring.

(Nov.2012)