Disaster Linguist Poem by Jeong Jung

French and spanish seem the same to me
Latin, German I do not seem to see
Verbs and participles are something quite very queer
and Dutch in particular, not a word to I hear.

Teachers have tried to help me remember
little tips and phrases since early September
But being me, I can't comprehend
the vocab and accents which drive me around the bend.

The talent is useful all teachers agree
But I was never a liguist, everyone can see!
If only the whole world only spoke in one way
there would be no trouble, well, for me anyway.

I'll never be a linguist
It's pretty clear to see
Because French and spanish seem the same to me!