Die Hard Valley Girls Poem by Kevin Patrick

Die Hard Valley Girls

Rating: 5.0


The comet came and almost everybody died
Leaving cannibals and angry red skies
Two valley girls survived, hiding behind steal
Now their kicking ass wearing Prada high heals


They have no school but they have no dates
There's only one guy and he might be gay
Fortunately for them the malls are unlocked
And Bloomingdales has super killer mark offs


Explosions fly
Zombies die,
the girls score pastime
Cause nothing's going to stop
Die hard Valley Girls


Now they dance to the swing of Cindi Lauper
Trying on outfits for Heather Locklear
Cause their trapped in the past with 80's fashions
Looking like victims from a Hair Metal album

In between the lipstick and free mascara
Zombie stalk boys try to shoot their derrieres
It becomes a killing zone in the women's section
A bullet feast opera ripping last season's fashions


Explosions fly
Zombies die,
the girls score pastime
Cause nothing's going to stop
Die hard Valley Girls




Sam's got shoes and Regie has a Mac
but everybody knows Uzis are the best
And when you're up against zombie hormonal issues
The best offence is hot girls who like to make blisters



Now crazy scientists want to suck their blood
Trying to save their lives with a magic serum
But fortunately for them that boy wasn't gay
And now he's gonna help them save the human race

Explosions fly
Zombies die,
the girls score pastime
Cause nothing's going to stop
Die hard Valley Girls

POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
This was inspired by a horrible movie from the 80's called Night of the Comet, I was just doodling lines in a book and I couldnt resist, its an AWFUL movie, but its fun to watch.
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Karen Sinclair 04 December 2012

highly unusual... i love a bit of obscurity and flights of fancy...tyvm karen

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