Steven Harris


Dating Ad. - Poem by Steven Harris

Over weight
binge drinker
single
sexualy frustrated
can't dance
cant sing
smoker
drug taker
can't play guitar
don't have a car alarm
live's with mum
don't know dad
never went to school
can't swim
fighter
gold teeth
neck chain
6 gold rings
stay's out all night
and got an STD in spain.


Poet's Notes about The Poem

For the record, this is not me.

Comments about Dating Ad. by Steven Harris

  • Gold Star - 23,446 Points * Sunprincess * (7/11/2014 3:47:00 PM)

    .................truly I didn't think this was you....laughing out loud....but for a moment I was wondering....then I thought no way, he can't be advertising all of these bad qualities....truly loved this stunning write... (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, May 2, 2013

Poem Edited: Thursday, May 2, 2013


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