Steven Harris


Dating Ad.


Over weight
binge drinker
single
sexualy frustrated
can't dance
cant sing
smoker
drug taker
can't play guitar
don't have a car alarm
live's with mum
don't know dad
never went to school
can't swim
fighter
gold teeth
neck chain
6 gold rings
stay's out all night
and got an STD in spain.

Submitted: Thursday, May 02, 2013
Edited: Thursday, May 02, 2013

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  • * Sunprincess * (7/11/2014 3:47:00 PM)

    .................truly I didn't think this was you....laughing out loud....but for a moment I was wondering....then I thought no way, he can't be advertising all of these bad qualities....truly loved this stunning write... (Report) Reply

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