Gerald Follis Lurgan (29 April 1959 / Lurgan)

Living all a lone
Every day at home,
I know you understand
It's lonely on your own.

Browsing computer
Late one Friday night,
Browsing on line
Found free dating site.

Since needing me a woman
But long term is my wish,
Signed up on the site
Plenty of fish..

Put up my picture
And made a profile,
I really must admit
It brought me a smile.

Only just on picture profile
It truly was unreal
Every single minute
New message in my mail.

Message coming in
Some living very far,
Others lived close
Short drive in the car.

Some wanting me to meet
For fun between the sheet,
But I'm looking long term
Goodbye and delete.

Was near giving up
This talking dirty site,
When in come new message
I'm Mary Wright.

We talked every night
And everything was fine,
After weeks talking went out
For wee glass of wine.

We spoke of the site
Meeting people was a chance,
We spoke how otheres
Just looking down the pants.

We laughed as we spoke
Sharing the site joke,
Laughing at those
Just out for a poke.

Talking other things
I liked her point of views,
Everything she spoke
Sure was welcome news.

So here is the story
Of me Mary Wright,
Two people who met
Online dating site,

LOL