Da Vinci Was Also A Pimp Poem by Alexandre Nodopaka

Da seeks a dynamic
technology-based pimp position.
His vast experience in the following areas will propel your
business at the forefront of state of the art multi-technology:

Animation,
Video, Robotics,
Computational Art, X-ffects,
Programming for Internet-Based
Interactive and/or Virtual Environments,
Interactive Audio Performance, Motion Capture
& Real Time X-Graphics, Computer Vision, Artificial Life
& Biotechnology. Da is experienced in other XXX-rated media like
Conceptual Strengths, Contextual Sensibilities & Multi-Disciplinary SO
(Sexual Orientations)
Da will work with fervent interdisciplinary zest
for Vodka,
food &

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Mona must've read my classified.

You know the rest of the story.