Crhyme Watch Update Poem by Simon Gowen

Bah Bah Black sheep, Boo yaka shar
Simple Simon’s Just stolen a car
Little boy Blue, is called to assist
While Polly and Sukey are home getting pissed

Little miss Muffet, is sat on her Tuffet
While Humpty is dealing in crack
Little Bo Peep has still lost her sheep.
They’re slaughtered and not coming back!

Georgie Porgie, is now doing time
His victims are glad he’s been caught
All of those ladies that Georgie attacked
Are no longer living distraught

Jack be nimble just failed a test
His system was found full of speed
Cheating at running, he now has a ban
A lesson that poor Jack must heed.

Mary, Mary’s not contrary
We found out what made her stuff grow
Old mother hubbard may have bare cupboards
But Mary’s old house was aglow!

Old King Cole was a merry old soul
And a merry old soul was he
He lived on a cocktail of Drink and of drugs
You’d smell it when he had a wee

Tom Tom, the pipers son
Has grown up and now steals cows
And that little old lady that lived in a shoe
Won the lott’ry and now owns a house.

The 3 blind mice, went to London last week
And lasers have cured their blindness
Donations came in, from a tv appeal
So thank you for all of your kindness