Crazy Women Poem by Eugene Levich
Crazy Women
I seem to attract women who are crazy!
I wonder why that should be!
Is it because they see in me
Some comforting rationality—
As if I were a tree
Under whose branches they'd find safety
From the storms of their own absurdity?
Or do they see me as a kindred spirit,
Crazy as a loon and absent totally of wit,
A complete whacko just like they,
Skirts who view the world neurotically?
Yes, that, I fear, could very well be it!
Or do they detect that I find them fascinating,
Captivating,
Mesmerizing, and terribly attractive,
High strung, dangerous, enormously seductive?
Well that's certainly true, I must admit!
If you haven't had a crazy woman in bed
You really and truly haven't yet lived!
The fact is I find all women totally nuts!
The same way they see men... us!
Can you imagine anything so illogical?
A point of view merely gender biological!
And if you‘re a certain woman reading this,
My remarks do not refer to you at all—
As, clearly,
Wonderful woman that I hold most dearly-
You are the exception to the rule!
as beautiful a poem as it was two years ago. good thing i had forgotten it so i could enjoy it to its fullest......... again. so your wife did not speak to you for a week, JUST because she found out you were referring to someone else with this line: You are the exception to the rule! ? ? ? women! why did God [or was it the other one? ] even bother making them? bri ;) :) to MyPoemList if it is not there yet. and this would be a FINE addition to any or all showcases. maybe i could just start each month with it?
'And if you‘re a certain woman reading this, My remarks do not refer to you at all—' Oh, It is such a relief.......! ! A very interesting write! Are you sure you attract only crazy women..... no sensible ones? Enjoyed
CHICKEN! cluck cluck cluck. :) bri - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - so THAT explains my first three wives! ! ! i like the tastes-of-rhyme you threw to me. i especially lapped up illogical/biological. thanks for sharing, my friend. bri :)
At least, You include yourself, in the same melting pot of insanity. Which makes me thing of the Spanish proverb De musico, poeta y loco, Todos tenemos un poco (Of musician, poet and madman we all have our measure) Your poem is insanely different, but very well written and attractive. Enjoyable and witty.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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dang! it was NOT in MyPoemList, but is now. not that it will ever get read again. this one really is fantastic. i suppose a few might argue the point. and Sort of. in the Poet's Notes! are we sure Bri did not write this one? ? no, it takes a PhD to write such stuff! bri :)