Conditions That Have Met The Requirements Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

Today...
It is about displaying big 'booties',
Near nakedness that offends.
Decadence and pretentions kept,
About protecting values and standards.
To prevent the innocence of children,
From being exposed to the knowing of any of it.
And yet those of a deluded social etiquette to keep,
With addressing what is politically correct...
Are heard to express,
How their free speech and entitlements...
Are being infringed upon,
By those who disrespect their way of life!
As they continue to diminish it,
With unaccepted morals everyone loves to entertain.

'Turn off that TV, right now.
And go to your room to watch videos.
Or download them on your cellphone.
That garbage is prohibited from inside this home.
I thought I told you that? '

~But ma...
You and daddy smoke pot! ~

'How many times have I told you,
Your father and I have been medically approved.
We have conditons that have met the requirements.'