'Changing Styles' Poem by Linda Winchell

Skirts go up, skirts go down!
butt cracks showing
oversized underware blowing
pants now falling down!

Big hair, long hair
short hair
then there's none!

What are people in fashion doing?
What are they smoking?
What in God's name are they on?

Punk it up, slick it down!
Can't make up their minds
following British trendiest around!

Hot pants, no pants!
Underware, outerware now!

Oh my gracious, I think I've seen it all!
WAX WHAT? Not mine!
Holy Cow!

Bring back some style of decency!
Like cool bell bottoms
and wrap around pinned skirts!

Nauru shirts and jackets
stretch pants with those footed sturrips!

Changing styles should always be fun
but, butts less exposed for viewing and the sun!