Celebrity Moments Poem by Juan Olivarez

</></></>I don't know and I don't care,
If Lindsay Lohan wears underwear.
Or if Kim Kardashian has a big butt,
And every month, marries some nut.

I don't know and I don't care,
If Justin Bieber combs his hair.
And if Jennifer Lopez has a big butt,
Or if Tiger Woods can no longer putt.

I don't know and I don't care,
Who has big butts or ugly hair.
Or who's shacked up with who this year,
Be it Lady Gaga, or Britney Spears.

11/16/11 Alton Texas