Cats 4. Whose Pet's The Best? Poem by Konstantin Ananin

- Have you seen my new pet?
It’s much better than your cat.
- I’ve heard something about
My Tobias.
__________- You’re too proud
Of this lazy fat glutton.
- What’s bad in my cat sleeping on
The floor after his good meal?
When I hear your remarks…
_______________________- I feel
You’re cross with me.
__________________- You always
Find fault with my fluffy cat as
You have never had such one.
________________________- Me?
Of course, I don’t eat such meat.
- Stop scoffing at the best pet, Jake.
- Pooh - pooh! When you see my snake,
You’ll…
_______- Once I heard a rash statement
And saw your disappointment.
I had to laugh; that scarecrow,
Your new dog made me laugh.
_________________________- Oh
Yes! You love only cats. Now
Look at my big snake.
___________________- Ooh! How
Could you buy it? It’s a monster!
You’d better buy a small hamster.
- And your cat will have it for lunch
As he did once. No! That crunch!