'Can'T Mix Things Together Sometimes' Poem by Linda Winchell

You can't mix everything together sometimes
and get the blend that you might seem to want.
Like water and oil no matter how well blended
left standing, the oil always floats to the top!

Much like people's personalities
some mix well when they're put together!
And then there's those, no matter how hard you try
you'll never get it blended well, and I do mean NEVER!

Bird does not mix well with cat,
nor dog to horse or chicken!
It all might look good in the blender when blended
but believe me, it isn't really tasty finger lickin!

Sometimes they need to be separated
placed just where they all belong, you see.
Like most of everything in life
just like you that didn't blend well with me!