lee fones


cabinet minister


she wore the shortest skirt
shortest i'd ever seen
looked a real flirt
knickers pale green

called me a berk
she looked very clean
gave her a little flirt
then she turned quiet mean

asking her, her name
snapped 'petulia'
asked if she was on the game
said 'do i look peculiar'

hair arose like a flame
teeth went all perpendicular
the conversation then went lame
found out she's a cabinet minister

Submitted: Wednesday, July 09, 2014

Topic of this poem: humour


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