Born A Child-Ghost Poem by Raj Arumugam

so you die
and you’re born a ghost -
you’re a child-ghost;
and do you know
where they put you at nights
when your parents
are out at work?
They put you in the local DayScare...
You’ll love it
at the local DayScare
cos the Scarers will give you
lots and lots of IceScream

And how do you greet your parents
when they pick you up
from the DayScare?
You say:
“G’day, Most Honorable TransParents”
And be a good child-ghost
cos every FrightDay
your TransParents
will take you to the RollerGhoster
Enjoy!



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...above poem is a combination of
various online jokes...