Board Game Banter Poem by Hm. Nes

Shoulda seen that comin'
Shoulda thought that through
Coulda gained a point
Coulda beaten you
Had I put that there
Had I picked another
If you'd rolled a seven
If I'd played the other
Woulda made a difference
Woulda had a chance
Wanna play again?
Almost wet my pants
When you rolled that nine
When you moved the robber
Next time I'll be ready
Next time I'll clobber
You and your momma
You and what army?
Save it for the book
Save feathers, and tar me!
This time I'll try
This time you'll wish
We had stuck to cards-
Played 'Spades' or 'Go Fish'