Bo And The Blame Poem by Ima Ryma

The Prez takes credit for good news,
But blames others for news that's bad.
The Prez did sneak a cig to use,
And the First Lady was real mad,
When she smelled cig smoke in the air.
The Prez did blame George W.
The First Lady did not buy there.
Climate change the Prez did pursue.
The First Lady was not amused.
So the Prez said 'twas bad intel
By Secret Service, he accused.
The First Lady got mad as hell.

The Prez was pushed to name a name.
The Prez replied, 'Bo was to blame.'