Bloody Hell Poem by George BernardBloodyShaw

Midnight.

Vampire bite.

Could be the spice of life
At midnight
Cos I'm a vampire.

If YOU have the appetite
It could be 'Allright on the night'

Blood flow.....
Keep the status quo.

Steak? Stake?

Not fru the 'eart!
Don't poke with that bloody stick!
It's TOO thick.
Make it thin
So it's no sin.
I'll take it on the chin
Cos I'm a vampire.

I'll retain my empire
Till YOU expire
And p'raps be the next vampire....