Blame It On Rio Poem by Yoni Assis

Dropped out of school
Now shining shoes
You’re asked why a fool
Blame it on Rio

Missed your daughter’s play
Your girl’s big day
One thing to say
Blame it on Rio

Cheated on your wife
Caused a great strife
Remember these words
Blame it on Rio

Addicted to junk
Zombie-like funk
You’re in luck
Blame it on Rio

Robbed a bank
Held up the staff
Brush off with a laugh
Blame it on Rio

Murdered some guy
Even enjoyed his cries
Tell a lie
Blame it on Rio

Lost the Olympics
Excluded from the mix
Pull this age-old trick
And blame it on Rio