Billy Goat Poem by michael hubbert

Here's something I find weird
my paracheet has a beard
he trims it almost everyday
and once a month, dyes out the gray!

And when my cat is good and ready
he'll meow, and meow for spagheti
he loves the noodles and the sauce
and afterwards, he's quick to floss!

and don't forget my goldfish Jake
who thinks his water is a lake
and sometimes likes to water ski
just to get a laugh from me!

And now, just as I've feared
I've finished with, what I thinks weird
I think that is enough for now
I'm playing checkers with the cow!